The Life of a Speedrunner

23 okt 2020
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  • Tomorrow at 1PM EST I'm gonna be LIVE streaming and opening up a crap load of expensive Pokemon card boxes, BE THERE OR BE... UH... NOT THERE

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    • sorry I was 1 month late

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    • B E T H E R E O R B E S Q U A R E

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    • WOW

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    • Baby: *comes to life* Ambient music:

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    • hey aborted kid ahead by aprox 8 months

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  • Imagine enduring 9 months of pregnancy and childbirth and then your perfectly healthy baby just decided to do speedrun on his life

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  • Why does the women sound like a man

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  • Would’ve gotten a better time if he hadn’t yelled

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  • The world record for life any% is 0 seconds by someone that never existed.

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  • Well there is a way he could do it in under a second....

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  • He should have done a Mom Warp to get to the peanut butter earlier, then use the Peanut Butter Duplication Glitch to complete the last part quicker.

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  • His personal best is 22.784 seconds.

  • Husband: So how's the baby? Wife: Im sorry but the doctor says he died doing an 80% speedrun of his life Husband: Im sincerely sorry for this.

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  • Pro Tip: *Most people don’t know this, but to save frames, you have to be stillborn.*

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  • And that's why I don't like eating peanut butter T.T

    Jon ValinoJon Valino6 timmar sedan
  • Now that I think of it wouldn’t a baby speed running it’s life just be a woman having a miscarriage?

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  • This is actually dreams born

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  • The amount of time wasted just sitting in his moms lap could’ve easily been prevented smh if he did a⬇️↘️➡️⬇️↙️⬅️🅱️+🅰️ to the peanut butter it would’ve saved him approximately 1.62 seconds and the peanut butter consumption time?! Bro you’ve gotta work on that you let the cutscene play for too long so it hurt your time. Can’t believe these kids

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  • the woman must have very deep voice

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  • For the people saying why he took so long in the speedrun, Don't forget that he was JUST born, so Standing and Walking/Running would be very difficult (Sorry if I have bad grammar)

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  • He could have used the No-Vax glitch to beat his personal best. Pff ... Amateur

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  • Plot twist:the girl was not a girl he was man who has ability to give brith kids

    Gautam ChawdaGautam Chawda11 timmar sedan
  • He shouldntve drank milk in the womb it would save at least 6 months

    Anthony MeginnisAnthony Meginnis12 timmar sedan
  • Wow my brother did a speed run too but he did it inside the womb

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  • lol Aborted babies already beat his time

    Jeff SandersJeff Sanders13 timmar sedan
  • Oof his method is outdated this days we use *ABORTION*

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  • Would've been funnier with the dream music.

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  • If your born a speed runner go for the closes thing possible

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  • Not funny

    Walter GibbonsWalter Gibbons15 timmar sedan
  • Yes my brother did this I miss him

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  • Is he speed running

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  • His pb is about 22 seconds

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  • He should just jumped with his head on, rookie mistake

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  • I bet Dream says “I can do better”

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  • Yeah

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  • Shouldve played league to make it quicker

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  • * Gets Reincarnated *

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  • The baby sounds like Eric cartman

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  • the baby should have speedrunned saying his first words

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  • Why does the mom sound like a man

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  • Ok t est français ta parler français j ai entendu le merde😂😂😂

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  • I can hear dream music

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  • when the timer started if he didn't wait 10 seconds he would have beaten his pb

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  • It’s true that league of legends is hot gardbage

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  • U know ppl who died in their mothers wombs have the world record speedrun right?

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  • How Dream was born..

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  • I will not tell you I got confused at the title because I read it as “Spee-drunner”

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  • Question is what is the peanut jar doing in a hospital

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  • Then wouldn't abortion be a glitch that allows for millisecond runs?

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  • if he wouldve done a backwards air roll off the doctor he wouldve saved 7 seconds. oooooffffff

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  • Runs dead guys

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  • Me after bingewatching Summoning Salt: "alright, the timeframe rule is like a bus..."

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  • the fastest speedrunnes are the ones that get axed in half when there halfway out of the birth canal

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  • Pfft... my personal record is -36:37:22s (thanks to the miscarriage glitch).

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  • That's a weak record. Pros die in the womb

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  • Pfft he could have done multiple things throw himself out a window, drown and blood loss but no he decided to go for the peanut allergy route rookie mistake

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  • Could’ve shaved 12s if he didn’t stand there announcing he’s doing a speedrun. So unprofessional

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  • *he just jumped off the bed, he could save those precious fames by backward long jumping above the doctors*

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  • This should have been a real life video otherwise this could've looked like a weird as heck animation

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  • He should've pulled off the wrong warp from mario to get the 6 seconds off

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  • no butterfly effect reference? interesting

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  • Pog

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  • The world record for the fastest Speedrun age to reach 50 years old was about 50 years and 5 seconds

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  • a simple backflip would of saved 3 seconds, a peanut cap twist clip glitch would of saved another 5, nice attempt though

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  • Well you gotta commend him he went for the peanut strategy and the amount of rng in that strategy is insane

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  • 22:784 is his personal best? That is some rookie number he gotta pump that number down. Some of the best speedrunners did it in -8 months

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  • No the REAL TIME WAS 00:00:49:28:784 to be specific

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  • Smh what a noob, every good life speedrunner uses the bed skip, it’s situational and if you pull it off you can save several seconds, you have to jump from the hospital bed head first, if the bed isn’t high enough, or you only break a bone, you could lose a lot of time because you would be stationed at a hospital which would kill your chances of getting anywhere near the world record. I thought the bed skip was common knowledge, apparently not, smh

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  • The baby asked god to be put in a peanut allergy family

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  • You should’ve added dreams Minecraft speedrun music

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  • If he had used the womb glitch and done an out of bounds he wouldbe had a flawless run.

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  • Dude, you lost a huge amount of time because you didn't use the spin glitch for real life speedrunning, where you spin and it will teleport you. You messed up man. Damn.

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  • That’s dream

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  • Bro he should have done the back flip head 1st into the peanut butter can saved 12 seconds of tine

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  • Want to know what's funny he's eating a jar of peanut butter and I'm eating peanut butter on toast

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  • Nice

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  • I’m the 12,000 comment

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  • The babies who die at birth must be laughing at how slow he is

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  • What

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  • A few problems with the speed run 1. not in japanese 2. seconds of no movement 3. no blj preformed :)

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  • The abortion exploit actually allows a negative time to be achieved. It’s such a broken strat ngl

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  • The Any% World Record is a miscarriage

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  • Kids are alive before they born, so... not a record

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  • Guys guys its ok He just made a simple rookie mistake

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  • He should have tried a wallclip before he was born.

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  • You should have taken the window clip route it saves some some more seconds but its harder to pull of

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  • If you have eyelashes, you are officially a girl in circletoons

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  • This is how dream was born but super hard core

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  • If he didn’t waste so much time letting them finish their sentences, he would’ve gotten ahead of his previous record

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  • Did you know bugs are speed runners

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  • Could’ve saved pretty much all of the time with the miscarriage, but he needs really good RNG

  • Some people might think this is easy I tried it once it takes hours to make one seen and I kept messing up so appreciate this guys work.

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  • This is 100% the best video in the world

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  • not to brag or anything but I can cook minute rice in 59 seconds

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  • Doctor: “ITS A SPEED RUN BABY!” Also Doctor: Yeet’s baby to help him achieve a 11.46 second speed run

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    • That's the DAS(Doctor assisted speedrun) category

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  • I can do it in 5.....

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  • You know what's faster than this? Abort

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  • Dream's son

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  • Pro tip: dont get vacations 👍

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  • Imagine this video but when the timer starts it's dream's voice and you hear his speedrunning music

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  • speedrun death

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  • pls do another one with his 2nd attempt this was so funny

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  • Speedrun record: Chinese Newborn girl: 22 seconds

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