I AM SELLING CRAM call me carson

8 aug 2019
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  • Cram, it's yours my friend, if you have the coin.

    He Who CriesHe Who Cries18 timmar sedan
  • Laid in the sun for a fortnight

    FT GizmoFT Gizmo8 dagar sedan
  • I thank he is saying crab

    origami Lego dragonorigami Lego dragon9 dagar sedan
  • I can't freaking breathe!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAA

    Cici KaitlynCici Kaitlyn13 dagar sedan
  • Cram.

    DAWNIACDAWNIAC13 dagar sedan
  • A cram sword for 50 gold coins? Thats a steal

    Dawson's Things and stuffs 2Dawson's Things and stuffs 215 dagar sedan
  • do you want any CRAM

    Emily DerbyEmily Derby18 dagar sedan
  • ghost recon wildlands

    Tuti PapoTuti Papo23 dagar sedan
  • Holy shit I just realized that Marc is Cram backwards, I was so lost when I first heard that

    FroziaFrozia24 dagar sedan
  • I still love how whoever did the subtitles did not understand the Marc joke.

    Noah ViningNoah Vining28 dagar sedan
  • Can I have some Cram Crackers?

    Sean PaijitSean Paijit28 dagar sedan
  • New dark soul weapon CRAM SWORD

    the rebelthe rebel29 dagar sedan
  • Fortnight is an actual word. Please tell me Fortnite is not the way you meant it

    Link The HeroLink The HeroMånad sedan
  • To explain what cram is cram med is the fallout version of spam play fallout pay attention when your playing video theme on fallout New Vegas Happy trails caravan in Zion you will come across a food called cram

    ROXES DA JUGGALOROXES DA JUGGALOMånad sedan
  • Someone said that the shinny dime with smiity and spoon has the same energy as this. Now I'm here. I fucking agree.

    Catman LegionsCatman LegionsMånad sedan
  • I’ll take you’re entire stock!

    Your Username: HereYour Username: HereMånad sedan
  • My favorite part was cram

    Francisco RamirezFrancisco RamirezMånad sedan
  • Everybody gangsta until cram is only laid in the sun for 13 days and is not harder than steel

    Sikorsky UH60 Black Hawk Medium Utility HelicopterSikorsky UH60 Black Hawk Medium Utility HelicopterMånad sedan
  • Fortnight means 2 weeks

    spike mikespike mikeMånad sedan
  • Isnt cram that knockoff spam from fallout 3??? 😳 Then id love some cram

    It’s_worm_time_babey_ 1028It’s_worm_time_babey_ 1028Månad sedan
  • I must buy the Very Berry Cram

    Witchy atheist AnarchistWitchy atheist AnarchistMånad sedan
  • I was playing fallout new Vegas and this joke makes a whole lot more sense

    Skepticalturtle1Skepticalturtle1Månad sedan
  • Very berry

    la cotorrita HDla cotorrita HDMånad sedan
  • he's just an npc....

    Isabella AucelloIsabella AucelloMånad sedan
  • with Kram 2:59

    epic playlistofinternetepic playlistofinternetMånad sedan
  • Cram is a safe alternative to dip No gum cancer, only CRAM

    Pepparoni 🍕Pepparoni 🍕Månad sedan
  • Friendship ended with callmecarson, now callmecramson is my best friend

    Ethan Francis P. DandoyEthan Francis P. DandoyMånad sedan
  • anyone else realize cram is the fake spam meat thing from fallout?

    cringeboycringeboyMånad sedan
  • I actually talked to this dude in the fortnite discord and then found this lmao

    Nikolas BeitiaNikolas Beitia2 månader sedan
  • The **MARC** salesman "That's the opposite of Cram....."

    M MillerM Miller2 månader sedan
  • I sell it by the bucket.

    Bart SimpsonBart Simpson2 månader sedan
  • I DON'T WANT A CRAM SWORD is my new favorite quote

    Mr.Satan21Mr.Satan212 månader sedan
  • PRYVIOUSLY

    CameroniCameroni2 månader sedan
  • love how ted almost broke character

    InternalTokyoInternalTokyo2 månader sedan
  • I would like a very berry cram

    Senor Twitch_22Senor Twitch_222 månader sedan
  • Who is the person who isn't Carson in this video

    Commando GunnerzCommando Gunnerz2 månader sedan
    • Ted Nivison

      The SorgeThe Sorge2 månader sedan
  • Cram is very good, yes-yes man thing.

    Moth BottMoth Bott2 månader sedan
  • Nobody has mentioned that Ted is referring to the length of time known as a fortnight, but Carson’s subtitles keep calling it a “Fortnite”, the well-known successful battle royale video game from acclaimed studio Epic Games.

    EccentricMudkipEccentricMudkip2 månader sedan
  • The subtitler misspelled both marc and fortnight, and I hate it.

    Sam FarekSam Farek2 månader sedan
  • I found it www.google.com/search?q=cram&rlz=1C9BKJA_enTH802TH803&hl=th&prmd=vimn&sxsrf=ALeKk0023XgL7XHe3zLY8oQZQKbDr41V5w:1599185591674&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjWm_zIts7rAhUQxTgGHa6UBdIQ_AUoAnoECBEQAg&biw=1024&bih=653#imgrc=-A764aJKABKhtM

    DianaDiana2 månader sedan
  • Like seriously I was looking at cram like a few minutes ago and then I started looking at Flex tape and I found this it always finds me help

    THE CORNTHE CORN2 månader sedan
  • this is the opposite of the potion seller. the potion seller is a man attempting to buy something, but the one selling it adamantly refuses to give him any potion, while cram is a seller desperately attempting to make someone buy his wares, with the buyer clearly not wanting any of these wares

    3.0L TFSI Supercharged DOHC V-63.0L TFSI Supercharged DOHC V-62 månader sedan
  • He’s like the Oblivion NPC who doesn’t shut up

    Jackson RobertsJackson Roberts2 månader sedan
  • The marc salesman is the opposite of cram. When you spell marc from back to forth its cram

    Miata99Miata992 månader sedan
  • Fortnight: Fourteen nights.

    Dread And DonutsDread And Donuts2 månader sedan
  • I’ve just realised who this sounds like. It’s Eggman.

    DoofusBoyDoofusBoy2 månader sedan
  • Cram

    Bishop MeadorsBishop Meadors2 månader sedan
  • You will.. buy.. the cram

    dustiebootsdustieboots2 månader sedan
  • Call me Cramson

    HengeHenge2 månader sedan
  • To anyone who sees this I hope you know that this very weird video got me and my bf together. Enjoy that

    Erica RichardsErica Richards2 månader sedan
  • Oh so it’s like dip

    See iToldyouSee iToldyou3 månader sedan
  • This is like potion seller but the opposite

    Joona IllmanJoona Illman3 månader sedan
  • Not the Marc Salesman!

    Lost Phoenix. Beta EditionLost Phoenix. Beta Edition3 månader sedan
  • try not to laugh impossible

    carla susana montaño godinezcarla susana montaño godinez3 månader sedan
  • CRAM SWORD FOR FORTNIGHT

    Jack DyceJack Dyce3 månader sedan
  • Cram seller... I am going into battle and need your strongest cram.

    Mark BaucomMark Baucom3 månader sedan
  • What the XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    jonas Animationsjonas Animations3 månader sedan
  • cram salesman: this... is a bucket of cram. callmecarson: dear god cram salesman: there's more. callmecarson: nooo

    engineerengineer3 månader sedan
  • 1:50 C̴̯̜̝̖͓̭͈̍̈́R̶̡̨̡̛͙̲̩͍̹̗̻̩̺̗̮̂̂̊͊̌̔͂̉̓̍̑͗A̸̢̜̹̳̲̪͇̠̺̘͙͇̝͎͆̒̃̌̉͐̀̂̆͝M̶̨̥̫͉͝ ̴̠̖̯̄̓̄ͅŞ̸͓̮̤̥͎͇̯̾̏͆ͅW̵̧͇̗͖̩̼̤̪͉͎̬͛̋͒͆́͠Ở̸̡̛͉̰̙̫̖̪̟̫̭̮̬̖̋́̏͛̌͛̂̌͝͝R̶̢̬̖̯̬̩̗̟͊̈́̈́̃̉̽͊̋͋̇̕̕D̴̨̨̨̳̱͖̗̲͖͙̼̪̘̲͇̽̈́̔͑͆̈́̄́͐̆̔̕͘

    Draigh HolbrookDraigh Holbrook3 månader sedan
  • I love how devastated he is when I says "that's the opposite of cram"

    ItchyNostrilItchyNostril3 månader sedan
  • its the marc salesman bc marc is cram backwards, opposites

    DenreibDenreib3 månader sedan
  • Nobody: Students before an exam:

    Rufus StevensRufus Stevens3 månader sedan
  • This is The most I’ve laughed at anything in my entire life

    Bobit2000Bobit20003 månader sedan
  • i have this one loop just in the background at all times

    mann comann co3 månader sedan
  • After the "laid out in the sun for a fortnite harder than steel" i choked on my dorito

    JohngamerYTJohngamerYT4 månader sedan
  • I don't want your wares, Ted, please do not s- You will buy my wares! I do not want your wares, Ted! I am selling CRAM What is Cram? A CRAM I am selling multiple crams, many different flavours, yes, yes! I am selling Raspberry Cram, Berry Cram, VERY Berry Cram Can you tell me what a Cram is? Ah, it's a little mushy substance you put in between your gums, it's not dip though, don't think its dip Would you like some Cram? I don't want Cram... Do you have anything besides-- ONLY TWENTY GOLD COINS for ONE BUCKET OF CRAM I sell them by the bucket I don't wanna buy-- You will receive Cram upon paying me 20 gold coins! I don't have any gold coins... PAY the gold coin, you will receive the RASPBERRY BERRY OR VERY BERRY CRAM Dude I'm gonna go across the street if you don't sell me literally anything besides Cram Not to the MARK SALESMAN! The what salesman? The MARK SALESMAN! The Marks Salesman? That's the opposite of Cram I don't know what's happening, you just created a fake substance! You made something completely new and you're trying to sell it to me You will receive Cram upon paying me 20 gold coins... I've heard that! You will buy the CRAM. I recommend the VERY BERRY CRAM. It is like the Berry Cram but VERY Can I buy like a sword or something? I'm trying to go into battle and y-you're only offering me some substance of yours... The only swords I have are made of CRAM! I don't want a CRAM SWORD! If laid in the sun for about a fortnight, it will be hard as steel! CRAM SWORD. CRAM SWORD Receive Cram Sword I am selling for 50 gold coins What does Cram even look like-- Laid in the sun for a fortnight! I heard all about th-- I HEARD ALL ABOUT the laid in the sun for a fortnight! HARDER THAN STEEL! I-- Can I buy some-- Can I buy like-- Steel? Steel, do you sell steel? I have some Cram I have laid out for a fortnight pryviously! “Pryviously" Wheeze What's it made of? The question confuses me... Alright, later, I must call Schlatt now Okay CRAM Wh-- I'm not in the call with you anymore! How did you just say Cram? Hmm? Where are you coming from? I am from the sky... I... know all things and I only see with Cram I'm not in the call with you! I lost my eyes thousands of years ago, and I replaced them with eyeballs made of Cram that were laid in the sun for a fortnight! I'm gonna close Discord.. NUH CRAM--

    Neon BoiNeon Boi4 månader sedan
  • I love how the guy didn’t give any credit at all

    Æ My manÆ My man4 månader sedan
  • I didn't know CRAM was a missle defense system

    Pizza PowerXYZPizza PowerXYZ4 månader sedan
  • Ted the Cram Man vs The Marc Salesman. I would see that movie

    Blue Pulse GamingBlue Pulse Gaming4 månader sedan
  • Screw the infinity stones! I have a full set Cram armor with a cram sword.

    Blue Pulse GamingBlue Pulse Gaming4 månader sedan
  • 2:42 *Cram*

    spoopyspoopy4 månader sedan
  • Marc is Cram backwards oh my God I just realized that

    Squish MahatterSquish Mahatter4 månader sedan
  • I drew a concept of anything cram.

    chainmengaming _chainmengaming _4 månader sedan
  • NUHH CRAM-

    TheSupremePotatoTheSupremePotato4 månader sedan
  • "Im gonna, im gonna close discord-" "NUHHH CRAM-"

    Frog FriendFrog Friend4 månader sedan
  • This is basically the Milton bit from Game Grumps.

    Naota KenichiNaota Kenichi4 månader sedan
  • shouldn't it be "marc salesman" since marc is cram backwards? isn't it spelled "fortnight"? doesn't matter, still cool

    The Dude That Never UploadsThe Dude That Never Uploads4 månader sedan
  • Hmm I have the same last name as you.....

    fresh aestheticfresh aesthetic4 månader sedan
    • Alvin Foerster ah okay. Well I find it funny we have the same last name🙂

      fresh aestheticfresh aesthetic4 månader sedan
    • @fresh aesthetic nowhere near me, Chicago man here.

      Alvin FoersterAlvin Foerster4 månader sedan
    • Alvin Foerster Pennsylvania

      fresh aestheticfresh aesthetic4 månader sedan
    • Oh yeah? Where are ya from?

      Alvin FoersterAlvin Foerster4 månader sedan
  • “Some say that cram is a pathway to some abilities the Marc salesman say are unnatural”

    Ravio The ThiefRavio The Thief4 månader sedan
  • Same energy as potion seller.

    Sleepy Quentin mainSleepy Quentin main4 månader sedan
  • I swear to god that this is one of Ted’s best bits ever

    Expanse MediaExpanse Media4 månader sedan
  • what’s he selling?

    baby katbaby kat4 månader sedan
    • Cram

      BombusBombus4 månader sedan
  • I'm the unimaginative DM of a DnD game. I casually slid a Cram salesboy into the game as a random encounter.

    Lauryn McKinleyLauryn McKinley4 månader sedan
  • What?

    Kameron BowersKameron Bowers4 månader sedan
  • this is the reverse Potion Seller

    That One GuyThat One Guy4 månader sedan
  • at 0:51 i completely lost it

    Manman TuberManman Tuber4 månader sedan
  • why he sellng me doe

    _cram_cram4 månader sedan
  • What would happen if I made cram. Like how much clout can one chase for cram.

    CarpCarp4 månader sedan
  • can you make me some VERY berry cram wares

    Doo KaDoo Ka4 månader sedan
    • What?

      BombusBombus4 månader sedan
    • @Bombus ok and how about some dip to trick people into thinking its cram

      Doo KaDoo Ka4 månader sedan
    • That will be 20 gold coins

      BombusBombus4 månader sedan
  • Not the Marc Salesman!

    Sean GearySean Geary4 månader sedan
  • i legit want a cram sword right now

    XXIron Trooper984XXXXIron Trooper984XX4 månader sedan
    • That will be 50 gold coins

      BombusBombus4 månader sedan
  • What buffs does cram give you?

    S m a c kS m a c k4 månader sedan
    • I buy cram

      BombusBombus4 månader sedan
    • KOMMANDAT JAY thank you kind sir

      S m a c kS m a c k4 månader sedan
    • +1 staingth -3 perception +6 endurance -2 charisma +4 intelligence +2 agility +7 luck

      BiG iRonBiG iRon4 månader sedan
  • Cram is actually a substance in fantasy, it's a biscuit-like food in LoTR, kinda like lembas bread. It doesn't taste very good though, and it's not fruit-flavored, and you can't make swords of it :(

    Potato7642Potato76424 månader sedan
    • @Zennie I watch BwB, I saw that too :D.

      Potato7642Potato76424 månader sedan
    • BInging With Babish recently made some LoTR Foods. Him making Cram is what kinda brought me here to this video

      ZennieZennie4 månader sedan
  • hi it's me, the marc salesman. fear me.

    raisinraisin5 månader sedan
    • Since Cram is a sweet mushy substance, by that logic Marc is a hard sour candy.

      BombusBombus4 månader sedan
    • Cram marc

      BiG iRonBiG iRon4 månader sedan
  • *Ç Ř Å M*

    devin covingtondevin covington5 månader sedan
    • ẞ W O R D

      BiG iRonBiG iRon4 månader sedan
  • CRAM

    Oreo_V2Oreo_V25 månader sedan
  • I bought a cram sword cram salesman and it has broken I would like a very berry cram sword. I heard it's like the berry but very

    XehanortXehanort5 månader sedan
    • The raspberry cram sword is harder than titanium.

      BombusBombus4 månader sedan
  • this has the exact same energy as the soup store video

    isla schraderisla schrader5 månader sedan
  • I don't want your wares Ted- *YOU WILL BUY MY WARES!*

    WalnaturalWalnatural5 månader sedan
  • All the people seeing what C-ram is when they Search cram is rather funny

    JackterJackJackterJack5 månader sedan
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