I AM SELLING CRAM call me carson

8 aug 2019
737 569 visningar

  • Im mark, from the mark salesman, and I am deeply offended by this, these are the only reasons for Carson to ever be cancelled, EVER.

    Winnamon 75Winnamon 755 dagar sedan
  • So like...he is talking about cram from Fallout 4 right lol

    Marie AuditoreMarie Auditore8 dagar sedan
  • Nuyyygghhh cram

  • Can I buy C-RAM very berry ammo so I can kill people.

    YearOfTheYeetYearOfTheYeet29 dagar sedan
  • This was most likely improvised And that is an amazing feet of comedy

    waddle dee boiwaddle dee boiMånad sedan
  • Don’t think it’s dip

    Fish 234Fish 2342 månader sedan
  • Damn call me incarcerated

    sbevesbeve2 månader sedan
  • The very berry cram sword is the strongest sword in the game! Why didn’t he buy it

    SlushYTSlushYT2 månader sedan
  • Cram

    Please Fucking Kill MePlease Fucking Kill Me2 månader sedan
  • I showed this to my friends a while ago and they agreed that I should make him into an npc for our D&D 5e campaign- he just shows up in every town with different types of cram (and milk since they also liked the original milkman thing too, but I digress). Now he's the most favorite npc next to a sassy 13 year old that knows too much about vodka.

  • Cram sword killed me

    john aplinjohn aplin3 månader sedan
  • Big lion

    Ninja125Ninja1253 månader sedan
  • Forget Carson, it’s funny because of ted

    not a v i b e m a s t e rnot a v i b e m a s t e r3 månader sedan
    • Ted was doing the funny because of Carson.

      The Mustard ManThe Mustard Man27 dagar sedan
    • carson was the duct tape holding that group together, now that he's gone the group is more dysfunctional than ever.

      UhmwhatUhmwhat2 månader sedan
  • I wish I could hear "it's not dip though, dont think its dip" for the first time again

    Mr Beef.Mr Beef.3 månader sedan
  • this is still funny even after the whole grooming thing with carson.

    Sandwich RobotSandwich Robot3 månader sedan
    • @Uhmwhat it's still considered illegal depending on your state

      Marie AuditoreMarie Auditore8 dagar sedan
    • it wasn't grooming, the only illegal part was the nudes, which were confirmed to be consentual. also she was 17 and he was 19, barely ant age difference at all.

      UhmwhatUhmwhat2 månader sedan
  • Cram salesman: Oh so your aproaching me? Insteed of running away? Marc salesman: I can't make berry verry marc without the rescipe of yours Cram salesman: *YOU WILL RECIVE VERY BERRY CRAM UPON GIVING ME 20 GOLD COINS*

    not so funny commentsnot so funny comments3 månader sedan
    • @Fluffy Phoenix Blyat...

      not so funny commentsnot so funny comments2 månader sedan
    • You're*

      Fluffy PhoenixFluffy Phoenix2 månader sedan
  • Regardless of carson being in this, cram is one of the most hilarious things I've seen in years.

    Krispy KlipsKrispy Klips3 månader sedan
    • Honestly agreed, my original comment didn't correctly express what I meant

      Krispy KlipsKrispy Klips3 månader sedan
    • Cram is funny because of ted. Carson is something id rather not talk about here.

      Alvin FoersterAlvin Foerster3 månader sedan
  • These fuckin cram sells men all gouging they're prices

    Mr. MadManMr. MadMan3 månader sedan
  • I think it's worth the 20 gold coins tbh

    DaljbDaljb4 månader sedan
  • cram is the only thing that can save carson, will he buy teds wares now?

    Regan_FB LitRegan_FB Lit4 månader sedan
  • i am from the sky. i know all things and i only see with cram.

    Niko PalotieNiko Palotie4 månader sedan
  • The Guy Selling The Cram Is Laughing! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    Izaac PowerIzaac Power4 månader sedan
    • 😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣

      50kalibrr50kalibrr4 månader sedan
  • *it's not dip though; Don't think it's dip..*

    Mr Beef.Mr Beef.4 månader sedan
  • *I recommend the very berry cram it is like the berry cram but V E R Y*

    Kat does artKat does art4 månader sedan
  • Cram.

    Andrei DermengiuAndrei Dermengiu4 månader sedan
  • cram laid in the sun for a fortnite harder than steel

    Bowl Cut BobBowl Cut Bob4 månader sedan
  • I will take 3 buckets of VERY berry cram. Take my 60 gold coins

    Just Some NCR RangerJust Some NCR Ranger4 månader sedan
  • Clarification: Whan he says `Is not Dip tho, dont think its Dip´ he means the nicotine product not the food

    Ultra_axe781Ultra_axe7814 månader sedan
  • People are talking about CRAM beings a scam. But the real crime is how the editor spelled fortnight.

    M8ing SeasonM8ing Season5 månader sedan
    • Fortnite is different from fortnight, fortnite is a video game while a fortnight is a two week vacation

      IshkiIshki3 månader sedan
  • "It's not dip though, don't think it's dip."

    Laurel AeonLaurel Aeon5 månader sedan
  • Mr. Cram man Bring me a dream

    Normal HumanNormal Human5 månader sedan
    • I want a cram sword.

      Jared ThompsonJared Thompson5 månader sedan
  • _bro i'm up for some cram_

    KlondiiKlondii5 månader sedan
  • In case people don't know cram is something from fallout.

    Chocolate MilkmanChocolate Milkman5 månader sedan
  • This part of carson’s video was the first time I met Ted and his fantastic character.

    LivbloodenLivblooden5 månader sedan
  • cram

    Rachel NemergutRachel Nemergut5 månader sedan
  • Cram, it's yours my friend, if you have the coin.

    He Who CriesHe Who Cries5 månader sedan
  • Laid in the sun for a fortnight

    FT GizmoFT Gizmo5 månader sedan
  • I thank he is saying crab

    gameing row2005gameing row20055 månader sedan
  • I can't freaking breathe!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAA

    Cici KittyCici Kitty6 månader sedan
  • Cram.

    DAWNIACDAWNIAC6 månader sedan
  • A cram sword for 50 gold coins? Thats a steal

    Dawson's Things and stuffs 2Dawson's Things and stuffs 26 månader sedan
  • do you want any CRAM

    Emily DerbyEmily Derby6 månader sedan
  • ghost recon wildlands

    Tuti PapoTuti Papo6 månader sedan
  • Holy shit I just realized that Marc is Cram backwards, I was so lost when I first heard that

    FroziaFrozia6 månader sedan
  • I still love how whoever did the subtitles did not understand the Marc joke.

    Noah ViningNoah Vining6 månader sedan
  • Can I have some Cram Crackers?

    Sean PaijitSean Paijit6 månader sedan
  • New dark soul weapon CRAM SWORD

    the rebelthe rebel6 månader sedan
  • Fortnight is an actual word. Please tell me Fortnite is not the way you meant it

    Link The HeroLink The Hero6 månader sedan
  • To explain what cram is cram med is the fallout version of spam play fallout pay attention when your playing video theme on fallout New Vegas Happy trails caravan in Zion you will come across a food called cram

  • Someone said that the shinny dime with smiity and spoon has the same energy as this. Now I'm here. I fucking agree.

    Catman LegionsCatman Legions6 månader sedan
  • I’ll take you’re entire stock!

    Your Username: HereYour Username: Here6 månader sedan
  • My favorite part was cram

    Francisco RamirezFrancisco Ramirez6 månader sedan
  • Everybody gangsta until cram is only laid in the sun for 13 days and is not harder than steel

    McLovinThe25YearOldHawaiianOrganDonorMcLovinThe25YearOldHawaiianOrganDonor6 månader sedan
  • Fortnight means 2 weeks

    unspookableghostunspookableghost6 månader sedan
  • Isnt cram that knockoff spam from fallout 3??? 😳 Then id love some cram

    It’s_worm_time_babey_ 1028It’s_worm_time_babey_ 10287 månader sedan
  • I must buy the Very Berry Cram

    Witchy atheist AnarchistWitchy atheist Anarchist7 månader sedan
  • I was playing fallout new Vegas and this joke makes a whole lot more sense

    Skepticalturtle1Skepticalturtle17 månader sedan
  • Very berry

    la cotorrita HDla cotorrita HD7 månader sedan
  • he's just an npc....

    Isabella AucelloIsabella Aucello7 månader sedan
  • with Kram 2:59

    TheGalantic RubyStoneTheGalantic RubyStone7 månader sedan
  • Friendship ended with callmecarson, now callmecramson is my best friend

    Ethan Francis P. DandoyEthan Francis P. Dandoy7 månader sedan
  • anyone else realize cram is the fake spam meat thing from fallout?

    cringeboycringeboy7 månader sedan
  • I actually talked to this dude in the fortnite discord and then found this lmao

    Nikolas BeitiaNikolas Beitia7 månader sedan
  • I sell it by the bucket.

    Mc. BucklepantsMc. Bucklepants7 månader sedan
  • I DON'T WANT A CRAM SWORD is my new favorite quote

    Mr.Satan21Mr.Satan217 månader sedan

    CameronCameron7 månader sedan
  • love how ted almost broke character

    InternalTokyoInternalTokyo7 månader sedan
  • I would like a very berry cram

    MrMe_22MrMe_227 månader sedan
  • Who is the person who isn't Carson in this video

    Nathan SumnerNathan Sumner7 månader sedan
    • Ted Nivison

      The SorgeThe Sorge7 månader sedan
  • Cram is very good, yes-yes man thing.

    Moth BottMoth Bott8 månader sedan
  • Nobody has mentioned that Ted is referring to the length of time known as a fortnight, but Carson’s subtitles keep calling it a “Fortnite”, the well-known successful battle royale video game from acclaimed studio Epic Games.

    EccentricMudkipEccentricMudkip8 månader sedan
  • The subtitler misspelled both marc and fortnight, and I hate it.

    Sam OffordSam Offord8 månader sedan
  • I found it www.google.com/search?q=cram&rlz=1C9BKJA_enTH802TH803&hl=th&prmd=vimn&sxsrf=ALeKk0023XgL7XHe3zLY8oQZQKbDr41V5w:1599185591674&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjWm_zIts7rAhUQxTgGHa6UBdIQ_AUoAnoECBEQAg&biw=1024&bih=653#imgrc=-A764aJKABKhtM

    Gon FreecsGon Freecs8 månader sedan
  • Like seriously I was looking at cram like a few minutes ago and then I started looking at Flex tape and I found this it always finds me help

    THE CORNTHE CORN8 månader sedan
  • this is the opposite of the potion seller. the potion seller is a man attempting to buy something, but the one selling it adamantly refuses to give him any potion, while cram is a seller desperately attempting to make someone buy his wares, with the buyer clearly not wanting any of these wares

    3.0L TFSI Supercharged DOHC V-63.0L TFSI Supercharged DOHC V-68 månader sedan
  • He’s like the Oblivion NPC who doesn’t shut up

    Jackson RobertsJackson Roberts8 månader sedan
  • The marc salesman is the opposite of cram. When you spell marc from back to forth its cram

    Miata99Miata998 månader sedan
  • Fortnight: Fourteen nights.

    Dread And DonutsDread And Donuts8 månader sedan
  • I’ve just realised who this sounds like. It’s Eggman.

    DoofusBoyDoofusBoy8 månader sedan
  • Cram

    Bishop MeadorsBishop Meadors8 månader sedan
  • You will.. buy.. the cram

    dustiebootsdustieboots8 månader sedan
  • Call me Cramson

    HengeHenge8 månader sedan
  • To anyone who sees this I hope you know that this very weird video got me and my bf together. Enjoy that

    Erica RichardsErica Richards8 månader sedan
  • Oh so it’s like dip

    See iToldyouSee iToldyou8 månader sedan
  • This is like potion seller but the opposite

    Joona IllmanJoona Illman8 månader sedan
  • Not the Marc Salesman!

    Lost Phoenix. Beta EditionLost Phoenix. Beta Edition8 månader sedan
  • try not to laugh impossible

    carla susana montaño godinezcarla susana montaño godinez8 månader sedan

    Giggle BleachGiggle Bleach8 månader sedan
  • Cram seller... I am going into battle and need your strongest cram.

    Mark ꧄𒐪꧄𒐪꧄𒐪꧄𒐪꧄𒐪꧄𒐪꧄𒐪꧄𒐪꧄𒐪꧄𒐪꧄𒐪꧄𒐪꧄𒐪꧄Mark ꧄𒐪꧄𒐪꧄𒐪꧄𒐪꧄𒐪꧄𒐪꧄𒐪꧄𒐪꧄𒐪꧄𒐪꧄𒐪꧄𒐪꧄𒐪꧄8 månader sedan

    jonas Animationsjonas Animations9 månader sedan
  • cram salesman: this... is a bucket of cram. callmecarson: dear god cram salesman: there's more. callmecarson: nooo

    engineerstillplaysengineerstillplays9 månader sedan
  • 1:50 C̴̯̜̝̖͓̭͈̍̈́R̶̡̨̡̛͙̲̩͍̹̗̻̩̺̗̮̂̂̊͊̌̔͂̉̓̍̑͗A̸̢̜̹̳̲̪͇̠̺̘͙͇̝͎͆̒̃̌̉͐̀̂̆͝M̶̨̥̫͉͝ ̴̠̖̯̄̓̄ͅŞ̸͓̮̤̥͎͇̯̾̏͆ͅW̵̧͇̗͖̩̼̤̪͉͎̬͛̋͒͆́͠Ở̸̡̛͉̰̙̫̖̪̟̫̭̮̬̖̋́̏͛̌͛̂̌͝͝R̶̢̬̖̯̬̩̗̟͊̈́̈́̃̉̽͊̋͋̇̕̕D̴̨̨̨̳̱͖̗̲͖͙̼̪̘̲͇̽̈́̔͑͆̈́̄́͐̆̔̕͘

    Draigh HolbrookDraigh Holbrook9 månader sedan
  • I love how devastated he is when I says "that's the opposite of cram"

    ItchyNostrilItchyNostril9 månader sedan
  • its the marc salesman bc marc is cram backwards, opposites

    DenreibDenreib9 månader sedan
  • Nobody: Students before an exam:

    Rufus StevensRufus Stevens9 månader sedan
  • This is The most I’ve laughed at anything in my entire life

    Bobit2000Bobit20009 månader sedan
  • i have this one loop just in the background at all times

    mann comann co9 månader sedan
  • I don't want your wares, Ted, please do not s- You will buy my wares! I do not want your wares, Ted! I am selling CRAM What is Cram? A CRAM I am selling multiple crams, many different flavours, yes, yes! I am selling Raspberry Cram, Berry Cram, VERY Berry Cram Can you tell me what a Cram is? Ah, it's a little mushy substance you put in between your gums, it's not dip though, don't think its dip Would you like some Cram? I don't want Cram... Do you have anything besides-- ONLY TWENTY GOLD COINS for ONE BUCKET OF CRAM I sell them by the bucket I don't wanna buy-- You will receive Cram upon paying me 20 gold coins! I don't have any gold coins... PAY the gold coin, you will receive the RASPBERRY BERRY OR VERY BERRY CRAM Dude I'm gonna go across the street if you don't sell me literally anything besides Cram Not to the MARK SALESMAN! The what salesman? The MARK SALESMAN! The Marks Salesman? That's the opposite of Cram I don't know what's happening, you just created a fake substance! You made something completely new and you're trying to sell it to me You will receive Cram upon paying me 20 gold coins... I've heard that! You will buy the CRAM. I recommend the VERY BERRY CRAM. It is like the Berry Cram but VERY Can I buy like a sword or something? I'm trying to go into battle and y-you're only offering me some substance of yours... The only swords I have are made of CRAM! I don't want a CRAM SWORD! If laid in the sun for about a fortnight, it will be hard as steel! CRAM SWORD. CRAM SWORD Receive Cram Sword I am selling for 50 gold coins What does Cram even look like-- Laid in the sun for a fortnight! I heard all about th-- I HEARD ALL ABOUT the laid in the sun for a fortnight! HARDER THAN STEEL! I-- Can I buy some-- Can I buy like-- Steel? Steel, do you sell steel? I have some Cram I have laid out for a fortnight pryviously! “Pryviously" Wheeze What's it made of? The question confuses me... Alright, later, I must call Schlatt now Okay CRAM Wh-- I'm not in the call with you anymore! How did you just say Cram? Hmm? Where are you coming from? I am from the sky... I... know all things and I only see with Cram I'm not in the call with you! I lost my eyes thousands of years ago, and I replaced them with eyeballs made of Cram that were laid in the sun for a fortnight! I'm gonna close Discord.. NUH CRAM--

    Rjky BoiRjky Boi9 månader sedan
  • I love how the guy didn’t give any credit at all

    Æ My manÆ My man9 månader sedan
  • I didn't know CRAM was a missle defense system

    Pizza PowerXYZPizza PowerXYZ9 månader sedan