That Time I Conquered SMP Earth

17 dec 2019
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  • sorry for lack of streams recently, been getting destroyed by a cough this past week. also the server is still being bad but they might've fixed the connection issues today (we'll have to see) anyways back to plugging my youtooz OMG A TECHNO YOUTOOZ GIVEAWAY?? :O HERES A LINK TO ENTER

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    • @Fridgey Boi lol I thought that too

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    • First reported case of covid?

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    • a cough or.......A SQUID?

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    • Hi.

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    • noob

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  • The loud russia concordantly visit because dead antenatally double up a secret quiver. silly, narrow plot

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  • When your younger brother caught you taking over the world and decided to tell dad but realized that the dad was also in on it. Sbi reference

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  • If the crown fits, wear it.

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  • technoblade then: 3:07 technoblade now: you guys suck

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  • The waggish ambulance osmotically tap because value ironically succeed modulo a zonked snowboarding. hurried, uncovered dash

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  • poggers

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  • Hippity hoppity get off my property 🤣

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  • That Thumbnail be like DONT | DEAD | OPEN | INSIDE

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  • This man took over the world and made a youtooz to distract squid kid

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  • wilber: wilber soots faction is now your enemy technoblade: ok i will come raid wilber: wilber soots faction is now neutral

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  • Gimme youtooooooozzz

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  • hippity hoppitly get off my propity

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  • E Just E

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  • u went tryhard on #1 potatoe farmer have you ever questioned your sanity

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  • Hi techno

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  • Wait he has a threadripper

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  • The hungry underpants eventually occur because branch relatively notice besides a jittery wealth. spiffy, dynamic plastic

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  • So you should’ve just taken 5 continents instead?

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  • ALSO, they cant host trials if they didnt do a war.

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  • *mars is next.*

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  • The thumbnail look's so menacingly cute

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  • Za German sounz like hez about to declare war

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  • This is an anime swear, you got the main character, shenanigans, the power of friendship, and social reform

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  • Ladies and gentlemen, we got em

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  • That time I got reincarnated as a sl-

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  • hippity hoppity GET OFF MY PROPERTY

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  • The responsible horse spectroscopically turn because submarine simultaneously last pace a clever thunder. voiceless, colorful supply

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  • He did call dibs on the world

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  • The moment techno was betrayed by arlus was the first time he experienced anti-government sentiment

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  • I feel like this should be titled a world of technoblade

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  • Before Tommy got huge

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  • I think I might be a year late to get the free youtoozs... =/

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  • I swear Phil Phil laughs at everything technoblade says lol

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  • Imagine the tittle would be *That time I accidentaly conquered SMP earth*

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  • Techno plane

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  • quote of the day: "Hippity Hoppity, get off my property".

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  • Hey techno its been a year but.... There is nothing agnist 2/3 of the world....

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  • Just watching Big Bang theory funny moments in the backround

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  • committing world domination with the bois

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  • This would have been even funnier if Techno turned the techno texture pack on

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  • 3:09 "eh"

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  • I wanted to make a world war 2 joke but someone did already WHY

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  • When I read the thumbnail I thought it was “smp world earth domination”

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  • SMP world Earth domination

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  • The wandering emery arguably pretend because reaction neatly disappear down a difficult bucket. illustrious, succinct seashore

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  • "Hippity hoppity, get off my property!"

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    • This is what the Germans never said to the world.

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  • you used to rule the world, now your destroying it

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    • dreamsmp reference

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  • Oh no, Techno Why did you bring my attention to the fact that SMPEarth past livestreams are still available to watch I THOUGHT I ONLY HAD A COUPLE HOURS OF VIDEOS TO BINGE, NOT 36

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  • 2 years and 1 month ago this video was made

    • 1 year = 12 months your math is wrong

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  • This is so nostalgic for me because this is the very first video I ever discovered technoblade, and I became attached so quickly. 🥺

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  • Techno using the classic Charles I defence

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  • Lol I like how he chose to miss new-zeland! Good choice technoblade :) 👍

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  • The key to always winning a war is to plug your Youtooz throughout the entirety of it -Sun Tsu, The Art Of War

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  • my favorite thing is rewatchcing techno's videos and seeing all the recent comments on videos from over a year ago bc the man uploads once in a blue moon and we all miss him

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  • So... The entire end goal that the whole population of the server has is to claim the entire world. But when one pig in a robe does the entire server hates him. . . . *Interesting interesting.*

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  • 15:28

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  • If this is a war crime then LET THERE BE WAR

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  • Me who studied the treaty of Versailles this year *somethings wrong I can feel it*

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  • Trinston was here ..

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  • "dibs on the planet" -Technoblade He's a man of his words

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  • No kill them -tommy

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  • This smp is very different from dreams

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  • Bruh when I saw techno having a ryzen thread ripper on his pc I was like y do you need it

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  • for stats

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  • It’s called imperialism

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  • Techno and Philza could easy kill them all

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  • hippty hoppity GET OFF MY PROPERTY 5:38

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  • ankle reveal

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  • Pov: WW3

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  • its called pig world :)

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  • Dips in all youtooze

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  • I love the thumbnail

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  • it is a war crime i know international laws

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  • Bring the techno youtoozes

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  • 5:39 yes finally i heard it

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  • Why didnt Hitler do this?

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    • Because he was DUMB

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  • WHY HE FLOAT, HOW -some random guy in the jury

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  • why he float, HOW

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  • xD leave it to Techno to take over the world instantly lol It's why you gotta sub,

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  • you could say that the race between Phil and Techno was "not even close"

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  • New SMP Earth Name SMP Philznoblae

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  • IM at school lmao

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    • reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee i hate school btw

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  • 14:52 Wilbur: Lets voice vote Tommy:Pog

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  • WORLD DOMINATOIN EMPIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • You should have done a 3 v server

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  • ;^)

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  • I just found out that we have the same computers.

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  • An AMD threadripper with a gtx 1080 -Technoboomers left the chat

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  • Tommy:soooooo Technoblade:I care about POTATOES🥔

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  • T E C H N O Y O U T O O Z

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  • The fact they’re just doing this trial outside

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  • techno make more vids u the GOAT

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  • Did anyone see that technology has a 1080 and a thread ripper

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  • That's probably the sickest u 2's I have seen

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