Quarantinewhile... Is Your Dog Acting Jealous?

21 apr 2021
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Quarantinewhile... Scientists say that your dog may be acting out because he's green with envy imagining you petting another pup. #Colbert #Meanwhile #Quarantinewhile
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  • Jon Batiste’s words were so poignant, and so correct, and his musical expression of his feelings was just sublime...you could hear both the hope and grief, and the bittersweetness of the day...what a wonderful human being he is...🎼💜 🎶

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  • The music guy is the worst part of this show. He's just a man, not a big deal. We gotta stop putting celebrities above us. They are just people that had better lives than most. Think about it....he must have had time ,and money, to BURN in order to learn how to play. Same with actors,models,and sports idiots. So....why does everyone care so highly for them?

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  • Steven missed a chance to say Q a Gnome

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  • Don't bait me with dogs then make me listen to 2 minutes of race baiting. Dogs at 3:00

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  • GNOME CHOMSKY!!! 😂😂😂😅🤣

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  • The descriptions for quarantinewhile are getting out of hand 😂😂😂😂

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  • Oh Jesus. Amazon is going to throw all that money away milking Tolkien's creation for cash while trashing his legacy. It wasn't enough to kill and desecrate the corpses of Star Wars and Star Trek. You had to go there. You had to try to ruin Tolkien. Hope I'm wrong.

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  • Didn't they practically already make a Rock'em sock'em robot movie like no s*** it was a movie where people were boxing using robots

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  • Well said and pretty music Jon....

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  • We already had a Rock Em Sock Em Robot movie. It was absolute carp.

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  • There already is a "Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots" movie, it is called "Real Steel".

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  • Ha, I have actually done the lab work Stephen is describing there (well, no primates involved; the DNA was from cats). The actual ligation procedure is so straightforward it's hard to believe you have to get a Biology degree to get hired to perform it (and earn $11/hr). Seriously if you can bake a cake from a book recipe you could do this, and because my boss was Chinese with very limited English skills, she didn't even tell me WHAT I was doing, just handed me the kit instructions and gestured to the equipment. I had been doing it for a good 2-3 weeks before I realized, "Holy sh, this LIGATION, like I barely passed the exam for in Microbiology!" --because in the textbook it is explained and shown with little cartoon graphics of DNA, with the enzymes represented as purple triangles and what-not. LOL!!

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  • In the same sense let’s pray for Chauvins family. That his kids don’t have to pay for the sins of their father.

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  • Real Steel WASN'T a Rock 'em Sock 'em Robots movie?

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  • I think the 'quarantinewhile' pun has lost its edge. Time to retire.

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  • The definition of conservative = a person who is averse to change and holds traditional values. It sounds to me like old people old ideas fuck the let's bring the new ones the one's that are no longer tied up with the old ideology this side is just scared of changing and changing makes new things and new things make the future batter tradition have only help us to stay on the past otherwise we would be so advanced in everything that's why we are still using fuel like idiots embarrassed the chage out with the old bring the new #outwith the old

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  • Anyone catch the Busta Rhymes sample in the first few seconds?

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  • wake up nerds, there is a Hermans hermit song called "museum" that talks specifically about meeting under the whale. come on!!

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  • Quarantinewhile intro is getting out of hand

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  • We're not worthy of Jon

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  • Jon is such a gentle soul. A true artist.

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  • I saw a minute or two of the Floyd arrest video a couple yrs ago but I just can't bring myself to really watch it! It's just too horrible and brings up feelings I would rather not sit with.

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  • Thanks John. Thanks Stephen 😊

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  • XO Jon. You're right.

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  • Cowards saw the work one time. 😉..look I included it.

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  • So not that it won't be fun, but Real Steel was pretty much already the Rock 'em Sock 'em Robots movie.

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  • Thanks for the AP bio review session, Stephen

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  • John looking nice and clean in that suit.... 👌🏾

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  • to the writer(s) of the intro to quarantinewhile: I bow to you. And Stephen: how many times before it came out without stumbles and mistakes? Great job you all.

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  • Beautiful words and music by Jon Batiste.

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  • Gnoam Chompsky :''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''). I need to steal this and turn it into a dnd character

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  • I really really want to see the garden gnome version of LOTR!

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  • My cat absolutely gets jealous if I even smell like another cat or dog. She does own me, and she knows it.

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  • Thank you from my heart ❤️ your words are salve for a tired heart🙏

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  • A perfect DNA joke 🧬🧬🧬

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  • Cats get jealous

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  • Love the dna reference

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  • There are two families hurting, and missing their loved one.

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  • Next intro suggestion: "I have a lot of writers writing my sequence: "Quarantinwhile".

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  • I've known about dog jealousy for a long time. My dog physically shoves my daughter and cat to the side for pets

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    • @cannibalbananas Phew! Big hug to Doggy 😍

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    • @Eric Jourdain 😂😂 no, not usually. But if I give her hugs or she sits by me, he nudges in

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    • Do you really pet your daughter? 😳

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  • I am not sure which are the bigger jag-offs. Vin Diesel himself or the dinks who see his movies.

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  • A shortage of garden gnomes - thank God.

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  • A rock-em-sock-em movie? What the heck was then "Real Steel"????

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    • Certainly not a world-building franchise 😜

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  • It won’t be as good as Real Steel.

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  • Noam Chomsky..... YES. Oh yes.....😉👍🥳

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  • Batiste keeping it classy. “So much more I could say”.

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  • Does anybody else enjoy the "Meanwhile" intros so much that you get excited from the moment he says "Folks, I spend most of my time..."

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  • Gnome Chomsky....some great lines...

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  • Soooooo I couldn’t help but notice that Jean Baptiste isn’t wearing a ring on that gorgeous, soulful and talented left hand... *fluttering ze lashes away*

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  • Is my dog jealous of me well I still have my balls so yes yes he is

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  • We already had a robot boxing movie. Real Steel in 2001 with Hugh Jackman... ok here we go.. rebooting

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    • Reboxing.

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  • Does no one remember the rock em sock em movie that was made a few years ago? I guess not.

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  • The intro team deserves a raise....again. Just for that first bit alone.

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  • Stephen is gonna be awesome when he gets dementia . Both ramblings will be the same ! Lol

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  • "80% of the worlds supply of garden gnomes moves through the suez canal" I'd actually say that's not unlikely. Most are probably made in China, and most are then sold in Europe and in the US

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  • I'm so over Vin Diesel.... who still watches his movies?

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  • seworld.info/will/Y42rrNTNomWq2Wg/video

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  • Oh so their making Real Steel again

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  • 狗:你在外面有了别的狗???

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  • I love Stephen’s word artistry when he introduces Quarantine-while. .

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  • I’ve had a garden gnome for years. His name is Reginald. My dog gets jealous of him.

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    • Did you pet your gnome? Asking for a friend.

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  • That Busta Rhymes/Galt MacDermot intro music was 🔥

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  • Start putting smurfs in your garden

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  • 5th anniversary of Princes death.

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  • Lord of the Rings sucks. The world would be a much better place if everyone would just accept it and read something that doesn't scream "I'm a 40 year old virgin who only leaves my parent's basement to attend Comic-Con.

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  • Really moving and true, what John said

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  • Video starts at 2:04 (sorry I was late this time)

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  • 2:54 start

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  • HEARING YOU AND JOHN PRAYING IS TOP TIER I'll be praying as well!

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  • Ill watch 2 Rocked 2 Socked

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  • Um... is anyone gonna tell Vin that they already made an emotional, human, Rock'em Sock'um, ... but with Hugh Jackman, and it was called Real Steel? *Crickets* No? Oh, okay. Guess maybe Ryan Reynolds will tweet it to him.

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  • Instead of a Rock'Em Sock'em Robots movie with quote"FAMILY"quote end quote Vinn Diesel washed up ass. The world doesn't need anymore crap movies from Vin Diesel. How about we get a second Real Steel movie with Hugh Jackman instead. I actually liked the movie. How about Real Steel - Defending the Belt Or a Real Steel - King of the Ring Anything besides a Vin Diesel movie.

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  • Stephen, 2009 called, Left 4 Dead 2 wants its Gnome Chompsky joke back.

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  • You had me at dog

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  • Why does this show feel like "Mr. Roger's Neighborhood" for adults in the 2020's?

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  • "Krill me," the only appropriate response to puns of that magnitude.

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  • Come thru Jon with the Kirk Franklin intro ❤️

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  • Thank you, Jon Baptiste, for your bravery and vulnerability and honesty in this segment, and in all your time signatures. 🙏🎼👬👫👭

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  • Love the band playing busta rhymes in the beginning

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  • Repent Jesus is coming soon

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  • No one in San Francisco is staying inside. There are countless cars out and too manny people everywhere. Very crowded 7n public here

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  • Jon Batiste is such an absolutely beautiful human being. 🙏

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  • Why does Stephen want to genocide autistic people?

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  • Okay, here’s a popular one: re the George Floyd situation. Thankfully, the verdict went the right way. However, intelligent people like Stephen and Piano John blathering on about ‘prayers’ ... Think about it. What has our constant application of ignorance-based superstition achieved throughout the past many thousands of years? About time to abandon invisible friends of all flavours and move on to the assumption of responsibility. Good luck amerikkka

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  • They took your idea on doing a knock off of Lord of the Rings and applied it to a Reel Steel remake, lol.

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  • Yup that’s NYC’s mayor

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  • 2:58

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  • Why is this show not funny at all? Is it that writer John?

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  • John is so Great 👍

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  • Amen Brother 🙏

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  • How come your not to funny ?

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  • 'Krill me!' Bang! Always hilarious, and really enjoyed the lead to the monologue.

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  • Didn't they already make a roc n soc them movie called real steel?

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  • "Dwarf Squad" is the Asylum version of LOTR.

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  • so funny dog 🤣

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  • Didn't they already make a movie about Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots? It was Real Steel. Am I right?

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  • I always love it when Jon speaks as well as his music does.

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  • Although I know it makes "good" humor to assume that cats are heartless, I disagree with the cat comment. We've had our two kitties for the better part of the past two decades, and I work with animals, volunteering at the shelter and pet sitting. Whenever I come home smelling like other cats, our oldest kitty shuns me and gives me the stink eye, and our youngest kitty, who is very insecure, aggressively replaces the scent with her own.

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  • no joke though, my garden has lost a lot of whimsy during this dire gnome crisis

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