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Dr. Kurt Schwenk
hydrodictyon.eeb.uconn.edu/eebedia/index.php/Kurt_Schwenk
It was a pretty incredible gift to be able to work with Kurt on this episode. His work spans decades and it took multiple tries to understand it in a way that could be put together in a narrative. I am very grateful for all of his time, warmth and generosity. I had to leave many, many wonderful pieces of research and factoids out due to time constraints but I would urge any of you that are interested to dive deeper into his work.
His colleagues Dr. William G. Ryerson, Ms. Amanda E. Hewes and
Ms. Sara Horwitz contributed a great deal to some of the research that I mentioned.
Dr. Margaret Rubega (rubegalab.uconn.edu/) deserves thanks for introducing me to Kurt in the first place.
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If human flick it's tongue it's an HR violation I crack 😆😆
Oh shit, Brain Witch.
I feel disgusted with the human tongue at the end ;-;
Can you do a video on Sea Otters?
Lots of insects were harmed in the making of this film..
👍
This is perfect. I get a great laugh while learning things.
"it's always a demon with d**k horns, can't fool me brain witch"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Can't fool me, brain witch."
When is this guy getting a Netflix show?
If you actually spend the time to make this and the others,,, amazing, and I subscribed. good time spent
"This tounge will blow your mind" *wink
0:46 I DIDN'T DO IT.
😂🔥
Whooooose. tounge. is. that?! I'm seriously weirded out ...and also cramping with laughter
Ive just stuck my toungue out and waggled it up and down as he said its a HR violation. Pissed myself, this man is a narration genius.
=)
Call me when that thing's covered with mucus
*D O C T O R S H W A N K*
Hi Mr... Ah scrBLeepEW introDUCTshuns my Good Man 🙃🙃😊 You are absolutely fuggin hilarious!!! My funny bone_r wants to know Just where in hellnation youve been...yup where are you now? 😍 😜 Pardon, my tounge uulations tangled together. aye gayne. Keep ON BUSTING OUT HIDDEN SMILES, LAUGHTER, RUSTY STALE LUNG Co2 goo. AND YOU HAVE 2 talkies that I can c @ the moment. THANK YOU!! Lets go giggle guffaw & gurgle ya'll! Kaamawn all!
I always come away from True Facts feeling both informed, and an unusual combination of feeling uncomfortable and laugh pains. Three in one.
HR violation lmao 🤣🤣🤣
thanks schwanks
Jonny Morris for adults
Brain witch🤣🤣🤣
True facts about Potoos. Please, those things are weird as heck.
I have been so happily watching these for the last, oh, year or two...but I just saw that little "are you human" ted talk and, surprisingly, teared up at one of them (something along the lines of "have you ever looked at someone you thought was totally ordinary and realized they were far more than that"), and then a few that followed....bravo.
The brain witches, jesus i died at that
I just found this channel and God it is funny! :D "...or taking half of a Viagra..." Dude! thies videos are soo nice!
I'm here for the narrator. I stay for the jerry
they are actually called legless lizards, not worm lizards.
@zefrank1 a question is bothering me for some time now Is Jerry a clam?
" Cant fool me brain witch" lol
"But this is a shag carpet of *doom* " "Or take half a viagra" Stop killing me dude it's 2am
I almost didn't thumbs-up. Then... the raspberry.
You should be on public tv, right after Nova.
4:28 When humans do this, it is called an HR violation.
“Kinda looks like a snowman’s bebeh maker”
H-air violation i can't 😂😂😂
I have to remember not to be eating when watching a ZeFrank production... excellent as always!
It reminds me of wemons cuchie lmfao
“are the new viewers gone yet?” woo! The Show with ze frank! Just us sports races here ze ❤️
2:52 Sorry? I feel like my ears just had a stroke
Bob theres something out the window no im not making it up, bob its.. bob can can you come here, bob...BOB!!
THE BRAIN WITCHES, I AM SCREAMING
Lmao! Brain Witches.... I have been laughing at this for so long I had to rewind the video
"Have we lost the new viewers yet?" LOL.
Shame on utube for not showing me these sooner! Omgoodness I laughed all the way thru these...And learned! Thank you!! Stay safe 😷
0:46 The sheer disappointment in his voice is hilarious.
Mark Zuckerberg can relate to this.
4:25 "When humans do this it's called 'an HR violation'". Tell me about it.
Dr. Kurt Schwenk seems like a great guy. I particularly enjoyed his breakdown of jokes at the end and his very clinical observation of the gap which only serves to make it more hilarious.
Brain Witch. Hahaha I lost it again.
The image of the lizard on his belly I lost it. 😂😂😂😂
ZeFrank is the Best thing on SEworld
I’m in a collage course. Note COLLAGE and this was one of the suggested videos they put up. I have never laughed so hard
Where learning is indeed fun!
“Deep throating a squirrel’s butt ! “🤣🤣 I just discovered him today and here I am watching each and every video of his !
Please zefrank please narrate a video about the Humphead Parrot Fish. Please Dude, it would be so F***ing Hilarious.
Who flipped their tongue untill you realised it's a HR violation 😆
E x p l o s i o n O f T o n g u e
Shag carpet of DOOM
Schwenk is an absolute legend. Props for being so helpful to the video, I respect.
"How do tiny molecules on the bottom of the tounge tines get to little holes in the mouth on the top?" Just for anyone who wanted to say it. ... I could barely type this, btw. No idea how Zefrank _said_ it...
Are you going for what's called a Mid-Atlantic accent? Kinda sounds a bit fancy, but not exactly British.
Evolution: oh yeah, there's time
That bit at the end is a definite HR infraction.
It's like a nature documentary being ad-lib narrated by Morgan Freeman after he's had a glass or two of his favourite drink~
Never take half a viagra
Thanks Zefrank! These are both funny and fascinating. You clearly communicate very significatnt details. I used to study zoology with a special interest in ethology. If I were a professor or even a science teacher, I would instruct my students to watch these videos. Good stuff!
"You can't fool me, brain witch!"
FRICK YOU ZE, BLUE RASPBERRY IS BEST FLAVOUR, I'LL SUCK ON IT ALL I WANT!!
You know... there's some videos that you should not watch until the very end.. I need holy water now
can't fool me, brain witch. wish we had this in science class. 1000% more interesting than anything i was ever taught
That's what he said.
awesome!!!!
is nobody gonna talk about the elevator fart at 4:44
an H R VIOLATION ??????????? 😂😂😂😂😂😍
Jerry needs a raise for entertaining us
If you believe in god this here is a prime example of why god did not give the human race such advancements as small brain but well equiped reptiles such as these. He would be looking at the adolescent people of today and think no! You have enough power and curiosity let's not
3:11 paints such a vivid picture
It is always a demon with d**k horns, isn't it...
He’s making me feel like both the smartest and the dumbest person in the world.
Can we just appreciate ZeFrank as an Einstein'sk science teacher 👏🏽
FOR GOD SO LOVED THE WORLD, THAT HE GAVE HIS SON OF GOD JESUS CHRIST, WHOSOEVER BELIEVETH IN HIM SHALL NOT PERISH, BUT HAVE EVERLASTING LIFE IN HEAVEN FOREVER AND EVERr. JOHN 3:16 BIBLE. seworld.info/will/hqnZy87chqdk3GA/video
FOR GOD SO LOVED THE WORLD, THAT HE GAVE HIS SON OF GOD JESUS CHRIST, WHOSOEVER BELIEVETH IN HIM SHALL NOT PERISH, BUT HAVE EVERLASTING LIFE IN HEAVEN FOREVER AND EVERr. JOHN 3:16 BIBLE. seworld.info/will/hqnZy87chqdk3GA/video
So Dr Kurt Schwenk is one of those cool scientists we all heard about
This is a great channel to watch while high... I know that... I am high
"Try flicking your tongue up and down very quickly. When humans do this it's called an HR violation." 🤣
Your like my science teacher but perverted in a fun way
🗣If humans do it's called a H.R violation!!!!!😋😋😋🤷🏾♂️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
10:17 I'm not sorry :D
BUtt molecules in the air...sorry... But, molecules, in the air... This is the funniest ever explanation, yet I learn.
Jerry: No fucks given.
Hr violation
I think Jerry needs to be put on administrative leave for a bit.
"No, Jerry can have a better shot"Had me crying 😂
Its so funny hahaha
@4:23 "its an HR violation" i'm DYING
I’m so glad you’re here to provide us with “True Facts,” zefrank; you’re a refreshing breath of fresh air after having listened to so many millions of ballsaques creating and posting “false facts,” “bad facts,” “untrue facts,” and other undesirable “non-facts.” And I love the way you do it with one of the most pompous, over-the-top fat-headed voices I’ve ever heard. I think you’d be a total blast to hang with, unless you speak in that voice all the time. I frequently imagine your wife trying not to drop anvils and other crazy-heavy objects on your head because you’ve driven her insane with your silly fake pompous voice. Thanks for everything you do; I love laughing while learning very cool (and true!) facts!